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Ways To Know If You Have PMS

Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker
that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****."

Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

You're counting down the days until menopause.

You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday

You look in the mirror and see......

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Chinese Eye Test

If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling
the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese.
It works - Too FUNNY not to share on!

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